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  • boy: so u got any fantasies??
  • me: ok so im 28, financially stable, living in a nice apartment and i dont hate myself and i have a job and also a dog

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calumsource: “LA - March 6th, 2015 ”

cactiofficial:

things i’m bad at:

  • eye contact
  • expressing feelings
  • making decisions
  • telling someone what i want
  • explaining why i act a certain way
  • getting motivated to do stuff
  • knowing what i want
  • paying attention to people

(via larriekisses)
  • me: pls can i sleep?
  • 1d: fuck your sleep
  • me: YEAH FUCK MY SLEEP DUDE FUCK IT I'M SO SORRY FOR ASKING

nicolas-px:

when you are forced to laugh at your teachers jokes

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(via hufflepufsh)